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The episode reached its peak when Alan’s attempt to be a "cool guy" resulted in him getting stuck—physically and metaphorically—in a situation he couldn't charm his way out of. Walden started laughing, a genuine, house-shaking sound.

"It’s the one where I navigate the complex emotional landscape of a secondary relationship while staying in your guest house!" Alan corrected. Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06

"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle." The episode reached its peak when Alan’s attempt

Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?" "Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at

"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic."

"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate."

Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?"