Subtitle Mike.and.dave.need.wedding.dates.2016.... May 2026

We’re heading to Hawaii. Jeanie’s getting married, the sun is out, and we have two classy, elegant ladies on our arms to prove to our parents that we aren't the human equivalent of a dumpster fire. What could possibly go wrong? 🍿

Alice has a really calming voice that makes you forget she could probably take you in a wrestling match. subtitle Mike.and.Dave.Need.Wedding.Dates.2016....

We found our soulmates—or at least two girls who look like they won’t burn down the buffet. Meet Tatiana and Alice. They’re smart, they’re "respectable" (Dad’s favorite word), and they didn't even flinch when Mike accidentally set his own eyebrows on fire during the interview. We’re heading to Hawaii

They promised to keep us from doing the "Full Stangle" at the reception. 🍿 Alice has a really calming voice that

Cast * Zac Efron. * Adam Devine. * Anna Kendrick. * Aubrey Plaza. * Sam Richardson.

They have actual jobs. (We think? One mentioned something about "founding a startup," which sounds like adult-speak for "rich.") They drink scotch neat.

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