[s3e2] Remember When Jade Broke A Nail? ⚡

Beck leaned against the stage wing, sipping water. "She’s been in mourning for twenty minutes. She already gave the nail a name. Rest in peace, Brenda."

"I have a nail file in my bag!" Tori offered, reaching into her purse. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?

Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity." Beck leaned against the stage wing, sipping water

"A millimeter?" Jade’s head snapped up, her eyes narrowing. "This was the nail I used to point at people I didn't like. It had authority . Now? Now I just look like I’m indecisive." Rest in peace, Brenda

Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant ball of pink yarn. "One time my brother tried to grow his nails really long so he could climb walls like a lizard! But then he got stuck in the screen door and we had to use butter to get him out."

"It looks like a jagged mountain range of despair," Jade whispered.

Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?"