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Summary: Captain America spent over half a century encased in ice... Xander spent about five years, but they both have several things in common, including the people who have revived them. Will our favorite Zeppo find his place in this new world?
| Categories | Author | Rating | Chapters | Words | Recs | Reviews | Hits | Published | Updated | Complete |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Marvel Universe > Avengers > Xander-Centered | dogbertcarroll | FR18 | 5 | 9,649 | 15 | 72 | 20,614 | 14 Nov 24 | 20 Nov 24 | No |
Rick walked toward the kitchen. "Don't get cocky, Morty. We’re still in a rebooted timeline. If you start seeing yellow text with a black outline, tell me immediately. That means we’re on a bootleg site, and I am not dealing with pop-up ads for 'Hot Single Aliens' in our area."
The portal hissed open, but instead of the usual neon vistas of Dimension C-137, Rick and Morty stepped out into a void of flickering white static. Rick and Morty(2013)297 Legendas disponГveis
"Close, Morty," Rick belched, pulling out a screwdriver to tinker with a nearby floating phoneme. "It means this specific reality is being translated into 297 different dialects. We’re currently in the 'European Portuguese' sector, but if you step two feet to the left, we’ll be speaking Brazilian slang and arguing about whose feijoada is better." Rick walked toward the kitchen
"Is that… are those subtitles?" Morty asked, waving his hand through the words. "And wait, the sign over there says '297 Legendas Disponíveis.' Does that mean there are 297 versions of us talking right now?" If you start seeing yellow text with a
Rick took a long swig from his flask, squinting at the air. "Relax, Morty. We’re in the . Specifically, we’ve glitched into a Portuguese-language distribution server. See that text?"
They scrambled toward a glowing tower made of literal alphabet soup. As they ran, the subtitles struggled to keep up: “Corra, Morty!” “Estou tentando, Rick!”
Suddenly, a giant, translucent "CC" icon descended from the sky like a predatory drone. It began scanning them, rapidly cycling through languages.