The real showstopper is the creature that crawled out of Colin Robinson’s chest cavity. Laszlo has fully leaned into his "DILF" era, raising the boy with a singular mission: . He refuses to call him Colin, referring to him only as "Boy," and spends his time running "experiments" to ensure the kid doesn't grow up to be a boring energy vampire.

It’s basically an indoor swamp now.

The first thing we notice? The house has seen better centuries. With Laszlo left alone for a year to raise "The Boy" (more on him in a second), the mansion has fallen into spectacular disrepair. We’re talking:

Floors are literal traps, with the documentary crew regularly falling through them.