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In this collection of three stories, an emotionally abused
wife finds comfort in the arms of her brother-in-law, a young
dancer undertakes an erotic and redemptive pilgrimage to Rome
involving live sex shows and nude photography, and a femme
fatale looks into a mirror as she recalls a sadomasochistic
love affair...
Try
imagining an erotic version of Alfred Hitchcock Presents,
and you'll have some idea of what this DVD series is like.
Only less well made. Producer Tinto Brass has little direct
involvement with these short films, apart from introducing
each one while puffing away characteristically on a cigar,
and making the occasional cameo appearance.
Though
the productions claim to have been directed in the "Tinto
Brass style", there is scant evidence of it here. Only in
A Magic Mirror is there any hint of Brass's eccentricity,
in the grotesque character of a brusque layabout husband (Ronaldo
Ravello), who spends much of his screen time lounging around
in a bath, like the captain of the B-Ark in The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy. But, although this tale displays
the most humour in the entire collection, it also shows off
the least amount of bare flesh, which is surely another important
ingredient that the audience will be expecting.
Things
get sexier in Julia, the story from which this collection
takes its name, which includes some particularly explicit
and highly charged sex scenes. Unfortunately, the plot is
almost totally incomprehensible - something to do with a dancer
(Anna Biella) going to Rome, but wildly at odds with the description
on the back of the sleeve, which mentions a photographer's
three beautiful models. I counted two of them at the most.
This production is also blighted by amateurish editing, which
leaves several gaping holes in the soundtrack. Oh well, at
least this DVD is subtitled, which spares us from woeful English
dubbing of the type recently heard on Brass's Private.
The
final tale, I Am the Way You Want Me, is a very weird
and nasty little minx. In it, a naked woman (Fiorella Rubino)
sprawls around in her bathroom, mouthing various strange utterances
to camera, and doing erotic things to herself, such as shaving
with a fearsome-looking cutthroat razor (shudder). And that's
about it.
A
further disappointment is the lack of any extra features.
So, all in all, this DVD has left me feeling rather brassed
off!
Chris
Clarkson
Project-ark-game-win.zip -
: Look for the main .exe (often named ProjectArk.exe or similar) inside the root folder. What’s Next?
If you’ve been scouring the IndieDB or itch.io forums lately, you’ve likely seen the file name making the rounds. For those following this ambitious spiritual successor, this zip file is more than just a compressed folder—it’s the current heartbeat of the project. project-ark-game-win.zip
Whether you're a long-time supporter or a newcomer wondering what all the fuss is about, here is everything you need to know about the current Windows build. What is Project Ark? : Look for the main
: Ensure you are getting the file from a verified source like the official Project Ark itch.io page to avoid security risks. Extract : Use a standard tool like 7-Zip or WinRAR. For those following this ambitious spiritual successor, this
: One of the best parts of the .zip distribution is that it’s often portable—just extract and run the executable without a lengthy installation process. How to Get Started
The developers are actively moving away from copyrighted material to build a world that is entirely their own. If you’re playing the current build, your feedback is critical. Are the taming mechanics intuitive? Does the "Windows-Win64" environment run smoothly on your rig? |
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