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The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand.

Charlie Harper’s beachfront Malibu deck was usually reserved for expensive scotch and questionable decisions, but today it looked like a deleted scene from a low-budget horror movie. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. The condor immediately took flight in terror

Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft. Next to it, a massive Tarantula —likely a runaway from a neighbor’s exotic collection—was casually making its way toward Charlie’s discarded sandwich. I’m telling you