To Buy Postage Online | How

"Just use the USPS Click-N-Ship tool ," she had said with a casual wave. "You don’t even have to put on real shoes."

He taped the label to the box, feeling a strange sense of power. No line. No fluorescent lights. No "next in line, please."

Arthur leaned back in his chair, sipping his lukewarm coffee. Tomorrow, the mail carrier would simply whisk the mountain away from his front porch. He hadn't just bought postage; he had bought back his entire Saturday morning.