Getting Married By George Bernard Shaw -

The morning of his wedding, George Bernard Shaw did not look like a man about to enter the "monstrous engine" of matrimony. Instead, he looked like a man who had misplaced a very important pamphlet on Fabianism.

When it came time for the rings, Shaw fumbled. "A gold hoop," he muttered. "The smallest handcuff ever forged by man." Getting Married by George Bernard Shaw

Charlotte laughed, pulling him toward the carriage. "Only five thousand, George? You’re getting soft in your old age." The morning of his wedding, George Bernard Shaw